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Got Up To Play With My Crazy Ass Friends….

Coronavirus Truths

So at some point I guess right now is better to be homeless in someways.  For the most part, loners like me are use to the isolation. Secondly we have immune systems like a cocroach and we all know how hard they are to kill…most of us lived to hard and fast to even notice any flux in bad viruses.   

Another aspect is most of us had such hard lives that a panademic or chopping off our heads like a cocroach is not going to phase us in the slightest. Most, like me pick up burning cigarettes and finish them on the daily and barely sniffle. It is a scary fact.

Unfortunately for the world, the homeless population likely will be alive for many years after most are gone.

Not homeless!
Probably homeless…
Hell, you ain’t homeless…you got a car!
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What Day Is It???


So what’s your fav episode!?

Or fav quote from Star Wars?

Just for fun and for fellow Nerds! Love ya too!

Mine is Return of the Jedi Episode VI 1983

Favorite quote has to be:

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Some Days You’re the Dog….

And other days you’re the stinky Dog Food. Maybe today I am just the bone….and that is all right. I can live with that. But if I was a dog….I would look like this…

Oh come on now….we all know that this just ain’t so…I said what I would look like as a. Dog:

Lets get real…me as a dog….hmmmm

Yeah closer,…got the smart ass going here.
Probably me and Kasey after a few drinks.
Yeah closer to how my friends must feel!

Now to reveal me as a dog:

Here it is:

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I Found These For Fun Last Night…

OMG. How funny are these!
Yep
Hahaha
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More LOLs

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Just for Shits and Giggles…

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Death of a Unicorn

Montgomery County Breaking NewsConroe Texas March 10, 2020.On this cool morning misfortune has fallen our great City of Conroe. Some fear our town will live in infamy. The Mayor Toby Powell will be making a statement live on our station on the precarious details of the incident.Live from Montgomery County Municipal Court:Mayor Toby Powell stands stoic at the podeum in his dark blue suit and red tie, as is customary he delivers this news flash with empathy and concern for the town’s well being:It is to my dismay that our great City which was voted fasted growing city in the United States in 2017, now holds a more ominous title. The Conroe Police Department confirmed at 3:29 am this morning, that an suspspect swerved, ran over, crushed and killed the Mythical Unicorn that once flourished and enhanced our happy community.The Unicorn’s name has not been released until relatives are notified.The Unicorn which has been a legendary creature that was born during antiquity, lay lifeless and pale in the streets. It has been best described as a horse-like beast with a single, spiraling horn protruding from its forehead. Many descibe this particular Unicorn as the most wonderous and powerful of these legendary creatures.Her soul was a constant and continual symbol of magic, miracles and much enhancements. It is said that this incredible beast only appears to the rarest of people often bestowing wisdom, miracles and magic to the few who are pure in heart and virtuous in deed.EMTs at the scene tried to revive the beast, but she passed shortly after their arrival.We are asking for prayers for the main six: Apple Jack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity and Rainbow Dash and of course to all the Bronies around the world during this great time of mourning.At this time a suspect is in custody. Melanie McCall is being detained for the incident which occured at Sixth Street and East Davis.Statement from witnesses said McCall rode down Sixth Street towards East Davis like a “Bat out of hell” on her red Razor scooter. Several witnesses said McCall was acting reckless and lacked complete control over the rogue vehicle and was overheard saying….”Damn, Really? I didn’t see anything!”One witness said they smelled cheap beer and cigarettes on the suspects breath. Another revealed McCall is known to be reckless and rebellious towards the power of mythical creatures. Some are even questioning if this act constitutes a hate crime which McCall has adamantly denied.McCall was unavailable for questioning. When asked if she expected jail time, McCall flatly answered “WTF? You shitting me?”At this time her attorney has not been appointed yet.Further details will be released as soon as they are availablePictured above: Suspected Unicorn Killer, Meanie McCall

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Just For a Hell of a Chortle

Yep. Feel like this..did I come out shittalking, if not I got my PHD in it by three.

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Just for Fun 2

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Just For Fun

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My own Instagram…

Is just starting….but if you would like to check it out and follow, I sure would appreciate it!

melanie.mccall2

This will be!
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Monday Funnies 9/23/19

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Monday Funnies